🐔 Guess what?

We’re actually here for all of it, as long as you change it :-)

 We’re actually here for all of it, as long as you change it :-) 

toilet paper, life's questions, over or under, #AZ=en_US

🧻 Toilet paper: over or under?

We’ve wondered this ourselves, many-a-time. If we did marry it, would you speak now or forever hold your peas?

 We’ve wondered this ourselves, many-a-time. If we  did  marry it, would you speak now or forever hold your peas? 

life's questions, dad jokes, funny, #AZ=en_US

*has epiphany about entire existence* #cuekeanureevesmemes

 *has epiphany about entire existence* #cuekeanureevesmemes 

life's questions, what am I, who are we, what is the meaning, #AZ=en_US

Ugh, don’t remind us 😭

titanic, life's questions, jack and rose, #AZ=en_US

You should cut them how the parental figure in your life cut them. It’s up to you to carry on the tradition.

 You should cut them how the parental figure in your life cut them. It’s up to you to carry on the tradition. 

life's questions, sandwiches, how to cut a sandwich, diagonal, half, #AZ=en_US

tootsie pop, funny, life's questions, #AZ=en_US